Ben Bruce: I don't think you could skip with only one leg.

Rachel: You can't deny your children guns.

Ben Bruce: What was world's scotch egg what?

Leo: Who is the world's strongest jew?

Rachel: I love liver and onions, but that won't go in the blender.

Joe: Swanny swanny scissor bag!

Joe: I wonder how much a house weighs.

Leo: Let's bullhorn a jam roll.

Joe: Can you spray paint a condom?

Ben Bruce: I think me and Richard Gere have got a lot in common.

Ben Bruce: I don't like birds with big gobs. They kiss funny.

Ben Bruce: I've got this way round, the gooch.

Stu Walker: You can't download a car!

John Kelly: Do parents do their own kids in the animal kingdom?

John Kelly: Peados don't shout 'backwards'.

Kelly: It's wonderful to be able to pop.

Sabrina: If foods were sounds a pancake would be a bit of a laugh.

Birdie: There aren’t any alien invasion films set outside America.
Ed: What about Aliens?
Birdie: But that’s a science fiction film. Outside science fiction, there aren’t any alien invasion films are set outside America.
Ed: The Day of the Triffids?
Birdie: But isn’t that set in Wales? Anyway, they’re not aliens, they’re flowers.

Ed: Laserball Sunday!

Sabrina: It's Dirty Dance!